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An Everlasting Meal

I asked for An Everlasting Meal by Tamar Adler for my birthday after hearing NPR rave about it and my husband forwarding me an article from the New York Times talking about Adler’s book, and “simplifying your life by ditching the recipes.” Hmm, this sounds interesting! A book about cooking that doesn’t focus on recipes? That saves you time and simplifies your life? These are all things I’d like to incorporate into my life.

You guys, I could not get through this book. I made it to page 49 (out of 240) and could not force myself to continue. I tried, I really tried — for you. I posted this as “Currently Reading” and invited you to read along. I feel like I owe it to you to read the whole thing. But I just can’t bring myself to do it. Here are the reasons I cannot force myself to finish this book:

  1. The NY Times is right, it has very few recipes. That is, it has very few recipes written like recipes. It’s totally filled with recipes written in paragraph form. It’s a bunch of tips, techniques, and recipes without exact ingredients or timings, but still basically recipes. And reading this in paragraph format is just agonizing to me.
  2. The time saving techniques are only time saving if you are one of those few people who doesn’t have a lot of spare time, but when you do, it’s in huge chunks. So you’re really busy, but you’ve got all Sunday afternoon to shop for greens and vegetables (at the local farmers market, natch) and then spend the rest of the day cleaning and cooking them. Then you’re ready to go for the week! Only for me (and I suspect most of America’s population), our spare time doesn’t come in huge chunks. We have half an hour here, an hour there. I need time saving techniques that I can institute every other day or so, not in a huge block.
  3. The money saving techniques only work if you have a family who eats everything. For example, she suggests roasting or boiling a chicken, then using the bones and such to make broth, and the fat that solidifies on top of the cooled broth to saut√© vegetables or spread on toast. Again, great if you have a family who eats everything. I myself hate dark meat chicken, so half of this chicken would go to waste. And I can’t imagine anyone in my immediate family spreading fat on toast. Butter may be mostly fat, but I have to just say no to chicken fat. But following her advice, you still won’t save money, because you will be shopping at the farmers market (as mentioned previously), and buying chickens raised lovingly on small farms, eggs handpicked, etc. Although I may agree with this philosophy for the health of my family and the environment (she suggests it for the taste),¬† it’s certainly not cheap and I cannot do it to nearly the extent I’d like; certainly not to the extent that Adler calls for.
  4. This book may call for a return to simple, basic cooking, but it does not call for healthy cooking. The parts I have read do talk about beans and vegetables a lot, but Adler also calls for drizzles of olive oil on everything (even when it was already cooked in olive oil) and liberally salted everything.
  5. It feels kinda pretentious. I can imagine self-styled “foodies” reading this book and shouting, “Yes! YES!” And Alice Walker wrote the foreword praising her prose as “exquisitely crafted.” To me, it felt overblown and a touch obnoxious. Here’s a sentence that Alice Walker loved but that pangs me to read, “The noodle or tender spring pea would be narcissistic to imagine it already contained within its cell walls all the perfection it would ever need. We seem, too, to fear that we are failures at being tender and springy if we need to be seasoned. It’s not so: it doesn’t reflect badly on pea or person that either needs help to be most itself.” Blarg. I don’t know why it irks me so, but good food is poetry unto itself; food writing that tries to be poetic just feels pompous.
  6. I know there are all kinds of foods that we refrigerate that don’t necessarily need to be refrigerated. But I don’t feel that I’m comfortable taking that advice from someone who wrote, “I still remember with a pang a superb fish soup lost one New Year’s morning after a friend thought it was pure poison because it had been sitting out all night. I am fairly sure he wasn’t right, and I am completely confident that it was spiritually wrong.”

If you read those two quotes and thought they sounded lovely, and find yourself disagreeing with my above points to side with the author, then you will probably love An Everlasting Meal (and many out there seem to love it, from other reviews I’ve read). But I personally cannot recommend this book to anyone.

 

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Waiter Rant


Back when I had just moved and was unemployed, my sister-in-law sent me to the blog Waiter Rant. Reading through the archives helped keep me occupied in my boredom. “The Waiter” wrote humorous or interesting stories of his life waiting tables. Eventually, he got a book deal and wrote the book Waiter Rant. As he spent more and more time writing and publishing his book, his blog posts changed to be much less about waiting tables and more about experiencing book tours, etc. That’s when I pretty much stopped reading the blog.

Another shout out to my sister-in-law, who recently loaned me a copy of said book. Sadly, it wasn’t as entertaining as the blog was. Most of the book’s amusing or interesting stories were already posted on his blog. In the book, The Waiter tries to expand the stories by delving into the nature of man, what makes the waiter or the customer act the way he does. But the thing is, he did this on his blog too, on a smaller scale, so the book still feels stale. Also, to be frank, I didn’t really find it all that insightful. I don’t want to be harsh, but most of what he writes is stuff that most of us hopefully already know about human nature, even if we’re not always keyed in enough to apply it to jerks in restaurant settings.

The latter parts of the book deal less and less with waiting tables and more about Steve’s burnout with waiting and working on his book. The burnout is a little interesting to read about, but it’s more than a bit boring and circular to read a book about someone’s struggles with writing that same book. I hate saying this, because book sales are how he makes money, but you can get most of the interesting material from this book for free just by reading through his blog archives. All in all, I recommend the blog but don’t recommend the book.

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Make Him Look Good

Cover of "The Dirty Girls Social Club: A ...

Make Him Look Good is a book by Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez, author of the popular chick lit book The Dirty Girls Social Club. I picked up a hardcover copy of this 2007 book for $5 in the book store’s bargain bin. It was not worth it.

The novel is about the women who are in some way involved with the Latin crossover singer Ricky Biscayne. This includes Milan, an obsessed fan who becomes his publicist, her sister Geneva, his wife Jasminka the pregnant model with a sad past, Irene the mother of his illegitimate child, and Jill Sanchez, a pop singer/dancer/movie star with whom Ricky is having an affair.

The characters are mostly unlikable and caricatures of real people. Milan seems to be the book’s main heroine but she’s pretty hard to stomach – like many protagonists in chick lit, she’s constantly making stupid decisions.

As soon as you meet all the main characters, you can guess the ending (at least, you can guess who gets a happy one and with whom); it’s just a matter of seeing how Valdes-Rodriguez gets them there. The denouement is completely unrealistic and silly, but draws almost all the women into one sphere together, a tidy little bundle.

The most ridiculous part of the book is the Jill Sanchez character, a clear parody of Jennifer Lopez, right down to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner characters. If the book was more popular, I’m sure JLo and especially Affleck would sue – the characterization is so obvious and extremely unflattering.

If you hadn’t already guessed – I do not recommend Make Him Look Good. Check out her first couple of books instead.

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